<sev> heh, there was a guy from iastate.edu that was banned from all computer labs
for being caught jacking off late at night there

<TerrorByt> anyone else here configged a netra t1250 for ntp?
<Korolev> just pull the power out man

<SoulBlaze> mat you can be my friend
<SoulBlaze> we can install windows 1.0 on all the unix machines
<SoulBlaze> and play network solitaire

<TerrorByt> man ppl have connection issues
<MemoryRW> yup.. rivernet is d/c me like every 30 mins of an aftenoon
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<SoulBlaze> The observatory in Greenwich derived GMT from astronomical events like
the solar day. UTC is based on a quantum resonance of a cesium atom, being quite
more accurate.
<SoulBlaze> quantum resonance!
<SoulBlaze> massif quantum neekz inside!

<TerrorByt> this thing is a beast
<TerrorByt> load averages: 11.87, 12.13, 12.24
16:56:31
<TerrorByt> 812 processes: 19 running, 1 waiting, 429 sleeping, 362 idle, 1 stopped
<TerrorByt> CPU states: 61.5% user, 1.6% nice, 26.3% system, 10.3% idle
<TerrorByt> Memory: Real: 7038M/12G act/tot Virtual: 38M/24774M use/tot Free: 960M
<TerrorByt> i lied
<TerrorByt> 12 gb of ram
<TerrorByt> i want RC5 on it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<SoulBlaze> suns arent meant for speed
<SoulBlaze> their meant to hold 1000000 users at a snails pace

<TerrorByt> chilli is a nightmare atm
<TerrorByt> skov is swearing ab0uot it
<TerrorByt> i might deny him isdn access
<TerrorByt> hehe make him use the dial up to chilli :)
<TerrorByt> bruhahaha
<Korolev> that would make you the "bandwidth nazi"
<Korolev> NO ISDN FOR YOU

<SoulBlaze> americans dont speak english

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<SoulBlaze> How to get laid in japan :
<SoulBlaze> 1) be white
<SoulBlaze> 2) be black .. its almost the same thing
<SoulBlaze> 3) if your anything else .. claim to be ethnic canadian
<SoulBlaze> LOL
<Korolev> hehe
<Korolev> i didn't see "speak japanese" as a precondition on that ?

<MemoryRW> Good Evening SoulBlaze
<MemoryRW> bbi90sec
<SoulBlaze> wait
<SoulBlaze> try this: file:///c:\con\con\con
(Several minutes later, after a reboot...)
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<Memory-RW> Not Impressed Soul... :)

[08:57] *** Now talking in #2600
[TOPIC] "Today on lymco, how to clean the dog poop stains off your nutsack, how to
successfully bring your daughter to orgasm, and some fun family bondage games!"
AUTHOR: Mr-Ikari

<darkzs> nothings beats a cold beer and a warm vagina on a cold night.
<darkzs> after i ride my bike i have to look carefully for my testicles
<darkzs> life gets funny when you ride. dick gets hard and nutz shrink

<Korolev> that's an idea for some new tld's
<Korolev> .warez
<Korolev> .porn
MemoryRW> yeah
<Korolev> .elite
<Korolev> hehe
<MemoryRW> no not .porn cause the pedos will get www.kiddie.porn
<smylie> www.smylie.wants.more.porn
<smylie> mem.has.shitty.ascii.porn
<Korolev> yeah and the anti's will get no.kiddie.porn
<Korolev> and there'll be a huge flame war that will crash the internet
<Korolev> and i will sit back and watch and wait for the arrest warrants to be
issued to those dodgey kp loving foolz
<smylie> we had some kid from town here get done for the the other day
<smylie> sat in #preteenpics and traded kiddie pics with a local cop
<MemoryRW> ewwwwwww
<Korolev> haha
<smylie> the dumbass
<Korolev> that's ironic tho, cause in the USA that would be entrapment, and he
couldn;t be prosecuted
<Korolev> that's why you don't hear of it happening in the US
<smylie> for entrapment the cop has to entice you to do it
<Korolev> it was a big legal reform about 15 years ago in the US called the "Miranda"
<smylie> if you go up to a cop and offer to sell him drugs, that not entrapment
<smylie> whereas, if he walked upto you and asked you to sell him drugs
<Korolev> yeah i'd call dcc'ing me 10 year old girls enticing me ...
<smylie> that is entrapment
<Korolev> ;-{}{})-
<smylie> i dont know the details of the case
<smylie> but i would guess the guy must have offered to trade first
<Korolev> sure, i'm just glad they caught the dirty old man
<smylie> that found a stash of them on his puter anyway
<Korolev> ie gary glitter style ..
<smylie> heh
<Korolev> haha
<smylie> he was like 222
<smylie> doh
<smylie> 22
<Korolev> haha
<smylie> oh
<Korolev> !!
<Korolev> now THATS a dirty OlD MaN !

<sev> brb working on the firewall
<MemoryRW> k
<MemoryRW> if it pisses you off, hit it :)
<sev> heh
<sev> so far its making me want to cum
<MemoryRW> ooook
<MemoryRW> stand away from the pc and put your hands up
<MemoryRW> we won't hurt you if you co-operate :)
<sev> heheh

*** Now talking in #maelstrom
[TOPIC] "<sev> would you have sex with fallline? <FallsGF> no sex here" AUTHOR: sev

<|Phirox|> i build an sms flooder, some friends of my didn't liked that ;)

<Korolev> that's what Orbitec is supposed to be
<Korolev> a high tech aerospace/defence/internet company
<Korolev> *hardcore* stamped all over it

<ElFall> whats up j
<`J> I am.
<`J> And the laundry is, too.
<`J> :/
<ElFall> heh it's walking around?
<`J> *snicker*
<`J> If you could see my kids' socks?
<sev> what about my boxers
<sev> get your head out of the gutter
<sev> i ran out of clean ones a long time ago :(
<sev> heh :)
<`J> hmmmmm
<`J> You'll have to wash your own boxers, pally.
<ElFall> ug, recyling underwear, shudder
<ElFall> eheh
<`J> Don't EVEN go there.
<`J> *shiver*
<sev> aw come on.
<sev> *hands them over*

<SoulBlaze> your dcc working ?
<`killabit> i am sooo burnt
<`killabit> no
<SoulBlaze> whore

<`killabit> your little elite haxor friends are full of shit..
<`killabit> there is no chance they hacked north.pacificnet.net
<`killabit> unless they are the Gods of the world

<duplex> what the fuk is the deal with having 20+ bots
<duplex> none of them fuking op anyone!
<MemoryRW> haha
<MemoryRW> i don't run them..
<MemoryRW> i think soul and son1c do
<duplex> what a waste of bandwidth :P
<MemoryRW> nah all those porn sites are a waste of bandwith
<MemoryRW> i don't see why ppl don't go out and get hookers
<duplex> hey i love my pr0n :P
<duplex> u dont pay for it u fool
<MemoryRW> so you'd rather wack off than have a chick do it for you
...
<duplex> what u think i prefer porn over the real thing?
<duplex> all im saying is that there is nothing wrong with porn
...
<duplex> pfft
<duplex> i have trouble walking down the street with out being gang raped by a bunch
of girls

*** Now talking in #maelstrom
[TOPIC] "!DinTx:*! We hope you enjoyed The Netsplit, look for our other thrilling
rides at Seven Flags Undernet" AUTHOR: SoulBlaze

<blaws> not that i give a shit about onetel it will fall with a well place ping!

<terrorByt> you at work still?
<Korolev> y
<terrorByt> hehe
<terrorByt> we are both fucked
<Korolev> :P
<terrorByt> need to get a life
<Korolev> aha
<terrorByt> need fucking food actually
<Korolev> mine starts in 3 weeks, for 3 weeks !
<terrorByt> well soon
<terrorByt> jheh
<terrorByt> wow what a life
<terrorByt> i envy you :P
* terrorByt ducks
<MemoryRW> lol
* Korolev glides
* terrorByt flows
* Korolev and pops up the bird ;-)
<Korolev> hehe
* terrorByt evades
* Korolev breakfalls and rolls
* SoulBlaze observes the irc warriors
* Korolev snap kick to the face mate sic
<Korolev> lol
* terrorByt flows like water
* Korolev has sendmail technique
<terrorByt> which is just as well as koro is passing water
<MemoryRW> lol
<Korolev> lol
* terrorByt has rdist tekneek
* terrorByt my tekneek is the best
<terrorByt> dont you know who i am?
<Korolev> the only tekneek you have
<terrorByt> me and my friends ...
<Korolev> is "man-in-the-middle" tekneek :P
* Korolev swerves
* terrorByt avoids
<Korolev> we'll KILL you ...
<terrorByt> i know crazy monkey trekneek
<SoulBlaze> trekneek
<SoulBlaze> oh no
<Korolev> i know syn scan teknneek
<Korolev> hehe
<SoulBlaze> the star trek kung fu
<terrorByt> ahh soulblaze my son
<terrorByt> have i not taught you grasshopper?
<terrorByt> trekfu
<Korolev> the force is strong in this one ?
<terrorByt> so be it ... KOROLEV
* Korolev beams up ...
<SoulBlaze> Korolev : i think the force slapped tb a few too many times in the head
<Korolev> sb: lol
<terrorByt> i'm giving her all she's got .. if i give her anymore shell blow
<terrorByt> for god sake koro give her some more!!
<Korolev> a few too many direct strikes from that light sabre ?
<terrorByt> help you i can ... mmmm /.// YESSS
<Korolev> she canna no take i' !
<terrorByt> get in there you big furry muff i dont care what you smell!!
<Korolev> lol
<Korolev> said the manager to the n/w eng team ?
* SoulBlaze retreats

<MemoryRW> as of the 19th of july i need 2 dns servers, with about 5 records (A,
CNAME MX) for 1 domain.
<MemoryRW> how much?
<smylie> $9.95 and thats not all
<smylie> we'll throw in this FREE set of steak knives
<smylie> but for the first 200 callers
<smylie> so call NOW!

<silicate> I want the George Foreman grill...
<silicate> mmm bacon fat drippings....
<silicate> Straight from the grease trap is the only way to eat it
<smylie> heh
<smylie> yum
<silicate> ls
<silicate> Damnit
<silicate> I suck

<FallLine> heh I've got a patented proprietary carbohyrdate counting palm jaurez,
want some?
<FallLine> hehe
<terrorByt> no
<FallLine> i'm being facetious, but I do

<killabit> Congratulations! Registration of the domain name RAWANAL.NET is complete
<killabit> and you are on your way toward making a name for yourself on the Internet!
<killabit> *cackle*
<MemoryRW> oh no please tell me you are joking
<killabit> nope
<killabit> just registered
<killabit> Muhahahaha
<MemoryRW> oh no
<killabit> hehehe BitchX here we cum!
<killabit> i wanted youngdumbandfullofcum.com but someone took it
<MemoryRW> lol
<MemoryRW> ok, i just don't want to see u as killa@likes.rawanal.net
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<MemoryRW`> hehehe
<MemoryRW> oh no
<MemoryRW`> we are the champions my friends. DUN DUN DUN DUUUUNNN
*** MemoryRW sets mode: +b *!*MemoryRW@anal-sex.com
*** MemoryRW` was kicked by MemoryRW (Fuck Off)
<MemoryRW> lol
*** killabit sets mode: -b *!*MemoryRW@anal-sex.com
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<MemoryRW`> And we'll keep on rising til the end..
<MemoryRW`> dun dun dunnnnn
<MemoryRW`> Cuase WEEEEEE ARE THE CHAMPIONS WEEEEEEEEE ARE THE CHAMPIONS
*** MemoryRW sets mode: +b *!*@anal-sex.com
*** MemoryRW` was kicked by killabyt (Fuck Off)
<MemoryRW> hehe
*** killabyt sets mode: -b *!*@anal-sex.com
<MemoryRW> ur a slut
<killabit> hehe
<killabit> thanks
<killabit> :)
*** MemoryRW sets mode: +b *!*@anal-sex.com
*** killabyt sets mode: -b *!*@anal-sex.com
<MemoryRW> where'd u reg it?
<killabit> hehe
<MemoryRW> killa@is.looking.4.hot.n.horny.chix0rs.who.want.anal-sex.com
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<MemoryRW`> hehehe
<MemoryRW`> shal i keep em coming?
<MemoryRW`> hehehehehe
<MemoryRW> oh no
*** MemoryRW sets mode: +b *!*@anal-sex.com
<MemoryRW`> Muhahahahahahaha
*** killabyt sets mode: -b *!*@anal-sex.com
*** MemoryRW sets mode: +b *!*@butt-plug.com
*** MemoryRW` was kicked by killabyt (banned)
*** killabyt sets mode: -b *!*@butt-plug.com
<MemoryRW> nooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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<Tab> key. See: retardation; Headcase.)
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<MemoryRW`> hehehehehe
<MemoryRW> oh fuck
<MemoryRW`> this one suits you better
<MemoryRW> how many domains do u own?
<MemoryRW`> 15345
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<TerrorByt> hehe skov has a care factor of about 0 for chilli atm
<SoulBlaze> really ?
<TerrorByt> their uplink = a string can
<SoulBlaze> isnt that synonymous for .au inet anyhow
<SoulBlaze> hehe

<blaws> na cant pick on TerrorByt poor chump:)
<TerrorByt> poor chump?
<blaws> really poor chump
<TerrorByt> [root]-[ttyp3]# uname -a
<TerrorByt> Linux daemon 2.2.12-20 #1 Mon Sep 27 10:25:54 EDT 1999 i586 unknown
<TerrorByt> [root]-[ttyp3]# id
<TerrorByt> uid=0(root) gid=0(root) groups=500(terror)
<TerrorByt> [root]-[ttyp3]#
<TerrorByt> who's your jedi master?
<TerrorByt> "chump" = jedi master in australian
<blaws> hahaha
<SoulBlaze> blaws : dont belive him .. he wrote that in vi and pasted
<SoulBlaze> heh
<NitroX`> lol
<SoulBlaze> jedivi neekz
<MemoryRW> haha
<blaws> stupied fuck = leader of jedi council

... (Later On, Talking about an MP3 Soul sent to Terror)

<blaws> god danm it TerrorByt play the fuckin song!!!!
<SoulBlaze> yeah
<SoulBlaze> play the fscking song
<MemoryRW> lol
<TerrorByt> blaws: dont push up on the system ... rm -rf is but a macro away
<TerrorByt> :P
<blaws> play the fucking song or your isdn gets it baby
<TerrorByt> its not fucking routing
<TerrorByt> touch my channels and i will nuke you and all your BB'd servers
<TerrorByt> and there motherboards!
<TerrorByt> :P
<blaws> yeah yeah - its all backed up bbay .. moving onto P733 next week
<SoulBlaze> heh
<blaws> haha tahts for curtin linux #102:)
<TerrorByt> oh god
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<TerrorByt> your not trying to make him into a unix guru?
<TerrorByt> oh poor nitrox
<TerrorByt> mid west must have poor connectivity atm
<TerrorByt> imagine that
<SoulBlaze> yeah
<SoulBlaze> fucking americans
<blaws> impossible he does not believe oin the force
<SoulBlaze> heh
<TerrorByt> you have failed me for the last time admiral nitrox
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<TerrorByt> you have failed me for the last time admiral nitrox
<blaws> there is much fear in him
<SoulBlaze> haha
<blaws> yes much fear i sence
<NitroX`> ?
<TerrorByt> i find your lack of faith disturbing ..
<NitroX`> duh fukk?
<blaws> huh?
<TerrorByt> killa has passed out
<TerrorByt> the question is now whats going to be the funniest way to wake him
<TerrorByt> heh
<MemoryRW> ever done the warm water-hand trick?
<blaws> h,mmmm
<TerrorByt> throw something at him
<NitroX`> put his fingers in luke warm water glass
<MemoryRW> yah
<NitroX`> HAHAHAHA
<NitroX`> ^5 mem
<blaws> keep you disk in ya pants TerrorByt :)
<TerrorByt> he is on the bed i will be sleeping on
<TerrorByt> i aint doing that trick
<MemoryRW> so you don't want him peeing
<blaws> Warm water hand trick rocks...
<NitroX`> put some lotion on his face and tell him "you were good"
<TerrorByt> i was thinking hard hit with a pillow
<MemoryRW> hahaha
<TerrorByt> pillow's rock
<TerrorByt> ythey dont leave a mark
<MemoryRW> nerf gun!
<TerrorByt> and you can smack em hard
<TerrorByt> no evidence
<blaws> nerf!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<TerrorByt> just like BOOM
<TerrorByt> then pretend to be typing
<blaws> haha
<blaws> TerrorByt when ya get back?
<NitroX`> is he sleeping on his stomach?
*** TerrorByt sets mode: +o NitroX`
<TerrorByt> back
<TerrorByt> hmm
<blaws> .au
<TerrorByt> light his hair?
<TerrorByt> i got a lighter here
<blaws> fire:)
<TerrorByt> light his hair then nudge him
<MemoryRW> done that 2 myself once :)
<NitroX`> naa, spooge on him
<TerrorByt> with the amount of gel in it he would be a flame ball
<TerrorByt> strike that idea
<NitroX`> LMAO
<NitroX`> dude, you will soon see me with a .ky addy
<TerrorByt> yucky
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<eSoulBlaz> heh
<TerrorByt> i dont want to know the hosts you will come up with on that
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<TerrorByt> haha
<TerrorByt> .ca had connectivity issues
<NitroX`> cant hep it. i am moving to the cayman islands and thats there addy
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<TerrorByt> what a surprise
<SoulBlaze> no undernet does
*** TerrorByt sets mode: +o SoulBlaze
<SoulBlaze> gimp
<TerrorByt> brb
<SoulBlaze> heh
<SoulBlaze> play that m3
<SoulBlaze> er mp3
<NitroX`> nitrox@lubes.his.bitch.up.with.ky
<blaws> SoulBlaze give me the mp3 I'l fuckin play it!~
<SoulBlaze> heh
<TerrorByt> k going to wake him up
<TerrorByt> and get back my bed
<SoulBlaze> heh
<SoulBlaze> that sounds like tb/killa talk
<SoulBlaze> type /dcc get SoulBlaze
<SoulBlaze> then play that mp3
<SoulBlaze> heh
<TerrorByt> hehe
<TerrorByt> woke him up
<TerrorByt> he was "taking a break"
<TerrorByt> heh
<TerrorByt> its always fucking hysterical
<TerrorByt> watching ppl look around trying to get there bearings when they wake up
<SoulBlaze> Terrorbyt : heh yeah he sounds like a adhd kid on the phone
<SoulBlaze> hehehe
<blaws> grep food *
<TerrorByt> adhd?
<blaws> hingru
<blaws> need to eat
<MemoryRW> add - hyperactive i think
<SoulBlaze> attention defficite hyperactivity disorder
<MemoryRW> yah
<TerrorByt> ln -s /dev/mouth pizza
<TerrorByt> add
<SoulBlaze> which is what 99% of the US suffers from
<SoulBlaze> heh
<blaws> no want pizza
<SoulBlaze> IMHO

<Silicate> So where is fathead anyway?
<lpn> soul?
<Silicate> Yup

<o2> hey does anyone know what the hell sev is trying to do
<Silicate> Hook up some old parts into a FrankenBox

<SoulBlaze> heh i have this sick mp3
<`killabit> heh
<SoulBlaze> its like 100% good
<SoulBlaze> paul van dyk
<SoulBlaze> heh
<SoulBlaze> does your dcc work ?
<`killabit> yea
<`killabit> foo i didnt say send it yet
<`killabit> ok send now
*** SoulBlaze changes topic to '-`killabit- You Are On ¤¤ GOD v2.0 ¤¤ Friend List!
Type .help For Help!'
<SoulBlaze> bwahaha
<`killabit> Muhahah
<`killabit> ok send now
<SoulBlaze> ack it you hoe
<`killabit> ARGH you broke my shit whore
<`killabit> your going to have to wait a minute
<`killabit> try sending it now fuck head
<SoulBlaze> `killabit your script is as handicapped as you are
<SoulBlaze> heh
<`killabit> no it works fine bro
<`killabit> your just impatient
<`killabit> are you going to send it again?
<`killabit> i think your high cuase i am not getting the -SoulBlaze- DCC Send
01-paul_van_dyk_-_live_at_dance_department-part_1-hs.mp3 (24.42.58.175) notice..
<SoulBlaze> heh
<SoulBlaze> ack the dcc you homo
<`killabit> you know soul i think your high seeing that i am not getting anything
saying your sending me anything..

...Proof that Americans are weird...
<`killabit> YES
<`killabit> some cops just shot some asshole on TV
<`killabit> lol
<`killabit> brb

<`killabit> he wants to possibly hire you to draw up a visio on what he needs for
that ISP in Africa
<`killabit> smylie set your damn pass already
<Silicate> Africa?
<smylie> bah
<`killabit> yea friend of mine is setting up an ISP in Africa
<smylie> set it already
<Silicate> Hell, thay don't even have cans there!
<`killabit> hehe
<`killabit> exactly
<MemoryRW> lol
<`killabit> they are talking about dropping the lines in and doing a full ISP there...
<Silicate> It's like a string and stick network or something...

<`killabit> yea well i got the whole .au backbone in my room :)
<FallLine> Tin Can and String, Australian for T1
<FallLine> ;)
<`killabit> good point fall
<TerrorByt> here we go

<MemoryRW> ohh i can't wait for v.92 :)
<terrorByt> yeah
<terrorByt> heh
<terrorByt> get a router mem
<terrorByt> and forget about this silly modem shit
<terrorByt> :P

<TerrorByt> so grabbing stuff as we speak ...
<TerrorByt> but its fucking 46 meg which hurts on a modem
<MemoryRW> this is the dual celery466?
<TerrorByt> die
<TerrorByt> yeah
<MemoryRW> 46 meg? is that all?
<Korolev> easy, tiger ;-)
<TerrorByt> one sec
* Korolev fetches the leash
<MemoryRW> man i pull about 1.6-2.2G a month via my modem..
<TerrorByt> ack my dcc mem
<MemoryRW> i haven't got it yet
<TerrorByt> i do that in about 1.4 days at work
<TerrorByt> heh
<MemoryRW> shuddup
<Korolev> ack my syn, or syn my ack
<TerrorByt> lo koro
<Korolev> cause i'm 3l337
<Korolev> i'd watch my back !
<Korolev> lol
<Korolev> lo tb
<MemoryRW> heh u spend too much time at work/in front of pc :)
<Korolev> hehe
<MemoryRW> why am i recieving this?
<TerrorByt> try that
<TerrorByt> and paste that to chan
<TerrorByt> thats my /etc/motd
<TerrorByt> hehe
<TerrorByt> updated for this boxen :)
<TerrorByt> feel the power
<TerrorByt> i cant paste properly witht his fucking gpmd shit
<Korolev> hehe
<MemoryRW> that's a mad pc
<TerrorByt> hehe
<TerrorByt> it ... goes :)
<TerrorByt> btw koro
<TerrorByt> GET ENTROPY ONLINE LAZY GIMP
<TerrorByt> SEVEN FUCKING WEEKS
<Korolev> LAZY !
<TerrorByt> lskadfj'lsadjf'lsdakjf'asdlkjf
<Korolev> gimp yes
<TerrorByt> cant axs my shit
<TerrorByt> lsakdfj'lsdkjf
<TerrorByt> heh
<Korolev> hehe
<Korolev> sklsds
<TerrorByt> GIMP
<TerrorByt> ONE CORD
<Korolev> df
<Korolev> fskdhkjglhdsfgd
<Korolev> lol
<TerrorByt> heh
<Korolev> so u don't want it online then ?
<Korolev> ;-)
<Korolev> which - power or eth !
<TerrorByt> dont start i broke a kb yesterday
<Korolev> 1 cord dude ;-)
<TerrorByt> fucking nice honeyweel one
<Korolev> lol
<Korolev> hehe
<Korolev> obviously not a MIL STD version
<TerrorByt> not happy
<TerrorByt> you know how hard they are to get?
<Korolev> ?
<TerrorByt> with no winblows keys
<Korolev> oh shit yeah
<TerrorByt> have to fucking order it in from singa
<Korolev> fuck they shit me
<TerrorByt> pisses me
...
<MemoryRW> p200, 3.2G, 48meg, 4x8writer, creative infra48x, creative vibra16,
realtek 10/00 & somescsi card for scanner, 2megeagle virgeDX.. and a FLOPPY
DRIVE!!!!!!!!
<MemoryRW> that's me -^
<MemoryRW> i got an accton 10/100 nic but it';s ISA :(
<TerrorByt> hehe
<Korolev> ouch
<Korolev> one word:
<TerrorByt> paste that motd to chan
<Korolev> waitstates !
<TerrorByt> so koro can weep
<Korolev> hehe
<MemoryRW> k
* Korolev yawns
...
<MemoryRW> =================--Eclipse--================<MemoryRW>
===========**--eclipse.matrix.black-ice.net--**============<MemoryRW> **System
Stats
<MemoryRW> Processor: 2 x Intel Celeron 466
<MemoryRW> Ram: 128 PC 100 SDRAM
<MemoryRW> Drive1: 4 gig IBM 7500 rpm SCSI 2 UW
<MemoryRW> Drive2: 5 gig Seagate 7500 rpm SCSI 2 UW
<MemoryRW> CD-Rom: Pioneer 40 x read 6 x DVD SCSI 2 slot loader
<MemoryRW> Network Card: 3 com 3c905b 10/100 MBS
<MemoryRW> Sound: Sound Blaster Live! Platinum
<MemoryRW> Graphics: 3D Prophet II Hercules GForce 2 64 DDR
<MemoryRW> **Operating System:
<MemoryRW> **Operating System:
<MemoryRW> Linux RedHat 6.2 Kernel 2.2.14 w/mods
<MemoryRW> **Domain:
<MemoryRW> eclipse.matrix.black-ice.net -- 61.12.33.1
...
<TerrorByt> I WANT MY BANDWIDTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<MemoryRW> now u know how i feel :)
<Korolev> hehe
<TerrorByt> its fucking unacceptable
<Korolev> i wouldn't know anymore ...
<MemoryRW> no it isn't
<MemoryRW> suffer
<Korolev> that's serious dude
<Korolev> (tb)
<TerrorByt> start running fat boy
<TerrorByt> you had better not show for dinner
<Korolev> hehe
<Korolev> lol
<TerrorByt> your going down
<Korolev> i mean the box
<Korolev> talk it up
<TerrorByt> hehe
* TerrorByt flows
<Korolev> like water
<Korolev> that's a serious grafx card
* Korolev glides
...
<TerrorByt> HURRY UP LINUS
<Korolev> hmmm
<TerrorByt> pull the digit out you fat finnish fuck
<TerrorByt> GIVE ME A DRIVER

<MemoryRW> arrgh i forgot to turn off java!!!!!!!
<smylie> ?
<MemoryRW> java applets.. they suck
<smylie> i hate pop-ups
<smylie> evil things
<smylie> especially when searching for warez
<MemoryRW> yeah
<MemoryRW> all those pr0n sites and shit
<smylie> bah
<smylie> i avoid the pr0n sites
<smylie> they are a total waste of time
<smylie> newgroups is the only way to pr0n
<MemoryRW> why go for pr0n when u can go for the real thing.. mrs palmer and her 5
daughters :)

*** Now talking in #maelstrom
[TOPIC] "who | grep -i blonde | date; cd ~;unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp;
yes; uptime; umount; sleep"

<sonic> where has soulblaze been?
<Silicate> Getting stoned
<Silicate> Dude is chronic

<MemoryRW> im bored... hmmm "url: /etc/passwd" on altavista turns up some unusual
results
<Silicate> LOL
<MemoryRW> http://www.ticam.utexas.edu/pub/ftp/etc/passwd
<MemoryRW> lol
<Silicate> I forgot that one!
<Silicate> ?!?!
<MemoryRW> i know hey
<MemoryRW> wierd shit
<MemoryRW> http://ftp.sunsite.kth.se/etc/passwd same thing
<Silicate> you try the link?
<Silicate> It's the pword file!
<MemoryRW> 109. No Title
<MemoryRW> root:dOxGqKDWBzXZ2:0:1:Charlie Root,,,,,700101,daemon,691231,
/:/bin/bash smtp:x:0:0:Mail Daemon User:/: daemon:x:1:1::/: bin:x:2:2::/usr/bin:...
<MemoryRW> URL: ftp.sunsite.kth.se/etc/passwd
<MemoryRW> Last modified on: 15-Jun-1998 - 1K bytes
<Silicate> WTF?
<MemoryRW> yeah.. this is freaky
<Silicate> What the hell...that's crazy!
<sev> ?
<Silicate> Hacking -> Powered by Alta Vista

<MemoryRW> fuck.. this gimp on napster keeps cancelling files at 95% done
<Silicate> I hate that
<Silicate> I have my speed as 14.4
<MemoryRW> lol
<Silicate> this guy would do that because I was getting MP3's @ 87K/s
<Silicate> I was like "What kinda freak are you"?
<MemoryRW> super compression modem freak

<Silicate> picture a woman from the Suiss/Austrian border and you got my type
<MemoryRW> ohh yeah
<Silicate> Swiss
<MemoryRW> who's your daddy? heh
<Silicate> I...don't....know.
<TerrorByt> lol
<TerrorByt> thats for sure
*** TerrorByt is now known as terrorByt
<MemoryRW> heh
<Silicate> TB is my daddy
<Silicate> hehehe
<sev> this chick at work is my daddy
<Silicate> Ouch smiling again
<MemoryRW> sil: u mean ur jedi master
<Silicate> You send her photocopies of random bodyparts yet?
<MemoryRW> lol
<Silicate> Same thing non?
<MemoryRW> hehe
<Silicate> Hey TB you ever been a "Milkman"?
<Silicate> LMFAO

<darkzs> whats up?
<MemoryRW> nofin much
<MemoryRW> wondering why all the bots r in #penis
<darkzs> no idea
<Silicate> I see you baby...
<Silicate> Shakin' that ass

<MemoryRW> blaws: tb might be running a BNC bound to another ps or just might have
hidden the process?
<blaws> yeah i picked up on that i little while ago aka 5 minuts bnc is no concern ...
<MemoryRW> yeah no concern till he locks you out of your own box
<blaws> true true
<terrorByt> Linux daemon 2.2.12-20 #1 Mon Sep 27 10:25:54 EDT 1999 i586 unknown
<terrorByt> uid=0(root) gid=0(root) groups=99(nobody)
<terrorByt> is the concern
<blaws> ah the force is strong in you
<terrorByt> 3:35pm up 31 days, 23:38, 3 users, load average: 1.38, 0.69, 0.60
<terrorByt> USER TTY FROM LOGIN@ IDLE JCPU PCPU WHAT
<terrorByt> matthewh ttyp2 host.metapath.co 3:35pm 2:21m 0.10s 0.10s -bash
<terrorByt> blaws ttyp1 syd-fw01.oranges 1:59pm 58.00s 0.58s ? -

<blaws> yes this boxen is by no means secure:(
<MemoryRW> hehe
<MemoryRW> neither is mine
<blaws> its about as secure as tb's ass:)
<MemoryRW> oooooh
<blaws> haha:)
<MemoryRW> u gotta have a comeback for that terror
<blaws> i just felt it:(

*** Now talking in #maelstrom
[TOPIC] "Life is a nipple" AUTHOR: SoulBlaze

<MemoryRW> see i keep a 2L bottle next to me :)
<MemoryRW> and a bag of chipsd
<SoulBlaze> chipsd
<SoulBlaze> elite
* SoulBlaze connects to MemoryRW in.chipsd
<MemoryRW> heh
* SoulBlaze gets root
<MemoryRW> not from me :P

<MemoryRW> weed=bad
<MemoryRW> grog=good
<lpn> grog?
<MemoryRW> alcohol
<lpn> you guys like lick frogs over there or something
<lpn> hehe
<MemoryRW> umm no..
<MemoryRW> new zealanders r00t sheep tho..
<MemoryRW> ask smylie
<MemoryRW> When life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, why not get
wasted all the time & have the time of your life!
<lpn> haha
<smylie> ummm
<MemoryRW> smylie doesn't.. ( i don't think he does :P )
<smylie> contrary to rumour we do not root sheep
<MemoryRW> but there are some wierdos... like my religion tracher
<lpn> you screw them
<lpn> hehe
<lpn> it is true
<MemoryRW> err teacher
<smylie> we make love, sweet love . . .

<MemoryRW> u r wierd soul
<SoulBlaze> MemoryRW : what gave you any indication that i was otherwise ?
* SoulBlaze grins
<MemoryRW> lol
* SoulBlaze puts on galts helmet
* SoulBlaze bites his ears
* SoulBlaze drools

<MemoryRW> soul: but u r a gimp who gets .us/.ca shit for cheap.. and has a proper
job so u can afford it
<`killabit> yea and that is 60$ USD
<`killabit> hehehe
<SoulBlaze> heheh!
<MemoryRW> :)
<MemoryRW> makin fairy floss doesn't cut it
<`killabit> tis ok dont feel bad mem i am a gimp without a job atm
<MemoryRW> come make fairy floss wif me
<SoulBlaze> fairy floss ?
<SoulBlaze> you mean cotten candy ?
<SoulBlaze> bwahahah
<SoulBlaze> fairy floss
<`killabit> fairy floss = no money
<MemoryRW> cotton candy to u .us/.ca
<MemoryRW> ppl
<SoulBlaze> hahah
<`killabit> lol
<`killabit> ROTFLMAO
<MemoryRW> same shit, different smell
<SoulBlaze> flossing the fairies i see
<`killabit> OMG
<SoulBlaze> HAHAHA
<MemoryRW> shut the fuck up
<`killabit> that is the funniest shit i have ever heard
<MemoryRW> :P
<SoulBlaze> Fairy Floss
<`killabit> fairy floss
<SoulBlaze> holy shit
<`killabit> lmao
<MemoryRW> oi
<SoulBlaze> im harassing tb with that
<`killabit> ooh man that is one for the record books
<MemoryRW> haha
<SoulBlaze> when i see him
<`killabit> ooh i am soo calling him in 5 minutes
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<`killabit> heheh
<`killabit> i am gonna call his ass and go
<MemoryRW> idd rates!
*** Retrieving #maelstrom info...
<`killabit> eh mate wanna go grab us some Fairy Floss!
<`killabit> then i am hanging up
<`killabit> hehe
*** MemoryRW changes topic to '11011110101011011011111011101111 -
http://thermaltake.com/images/Socket423final-a.gif <-feared cooling TB: they're
teasing me about my fairy floss!!!'
<`killabit> fairly floss
<MemoryRW> actually we get our floss colouring from the us
<`killabit> lol
<`killabit> ooh that is classic
<MemoryRW> and its called fairy floss... the colourings called flossine
<`killabit> that is almost as good as my friends roomate calling 911 cuase he was
too drunk
<MemoryRW> from gold medal products co?
<`killabit> gold metal makes flour and baking products
<SoulBlaze> haha
<SoulBlaze> gold metal makes flour
<MemoryRW> yeah they do popcorn stuff, fairy floss stuff and sno cone
colouring/flavouring
<SoulBlaze> just say that one over to yourself
<`killabit> lol
<MemoryRW> im serious!
<`killabit> hey Sb
<`killabit> Fairy Floss.....
<SoulBlaze> i can see your getting off on that a little too much killa
<SoulBlaze> hehe
<`killabit> Well i am gonna go Fairy Floss my way to the kitchen and get a dr pepper
brb
*** `killabit was kicked by MemoryRW (leave me and my fairy floss alone!!!)
*** `killabit (~fuck@adsl-63-194-112-125.dsl.snlo01.pacbell.net) has joined #maelstrom
<`killabit> bitch ass nigga

<smylie> SoulBlaze: win:me can suck my sweaty bollucks

<MemoryRW> heh i was just talkin to this chick on the phone..
<MemoryRW> she was talking about how one of her friends blew this guy
<MemoryRW> and i said when u gonna blow me?
<MemoryRW> she goes well why don't you come over my place sometime..
<`killabit> lol
<`killabit> rotflmao
<MemoryRW> and i go "who's your jedi m.....?"
<MemoryRW> instead of "who's your daddy?"
<lpn> hah
<`killabit> LMAO
<MemoryRW> im such a fucknut
<`killabit> what did she say?
<`killabit> rotflmao
<`killabit> that is classic
<`killabit> fuck that is awesome
<MemoryRW> she just goes what?
<`killabit> what did she say?
<MemoryRW> and im like "uuuhh, who's your daddy?"
<`killabit> man i dont think you could have said anything more geeky

<MemoryRW> heya killa
*** MemoryRW sets mode: +o `killabit
<`killabit> YES
<`killabit> i am getting this chick to shove a pickle up her coochie
<MemoryRW> wtf?
<`killabit> lol
<`killabit> on the phone with this hot ass chick
<`killabit> and i was like go get a pickle
<MemoryRW> don't tell me your jacking off at cu-see-me
<`killabit> fuck no
<`killabit> i am just laughing my ass off
<`killabit> this chick is actually gonna do it..
<MemoryRW> a pickle of all things?
<`killabit> she didnt have a banana
<MemoryRW> ahh
<`killabit> so i told her to get a pickle

<SoulBlaze> you aussies/brits
<SoulBlaze> "doddgy" "sod" "wanker"
<SoulBlaze> hehe
<harv> :) ya git
<MemoryRW> back
<MemoryRW> soul: bloody wanker?
<harv> ?
<MemoryRW> i dunno either
<SoulBlaze> heh
<SoulBlaze> "git" "mate"
<MemoryRW> soul: not quite :P
<SoulBlaze> "bollocks!"
<MemoryRW> nah
<SoulBlaze> heheh
<SoulBlaze> !
<MemoryRW> no one says that
<SoulBlaze> more catch words
* MemoryRW thinks SoulBlaze has been watching too much crocodile dundee
<SoulBlaze> PAUL HOGAN IS A TYPICAL EXAMPLE OF THE AVERAGE AUSTRALIAN

<MemoryRW> this is giving me the shits
<darkzs> dont eat prunes

<`killabit> if i am gonna fly to aus. i am flying first class
<`killabit> hehe
<MemoryRW> he wants big tittied hostesses
<`killabit> i dont wanna sit next to Billy Bob American shithead that smells like
shit and weighs 9000 lbs for 23 hrs..
<MemoryRW> lol
<`killabit> i want my bitches, champange, and leg room..

<`killabit> so i accidently cock blocked a friend of mine tonight
<`killabit> hehehe
<`killabit> he was PISSED
<`killabit> hehehehehe
<`killabit> oops
<SoulBlaze> cockblocked ?
<SoulBlaze> with what, your ass ?
<SoulBlaze> ROFL
<`killabit> you dont know what a cock block is?
<SoulBlaze> oh my god im laughing out loud here
<`killabit> it is where you basically make it so your friend or someone has no
chance to get a girl

<`killabit> me and SB are workin on my boxen
<MemoryRW> coolies :)
<MemoryRW> whats it running?
<`killabit> more like SB is doing it and i am watching :)
<MemoryRW> haha
<`killabit> RH6.2+SoulBlazer
<Silicate> I have that module on my box as well killa
<Silicate> +SoulBlazer
<MemoryRW> hehe
<Silicate> v1.1.06
<MemoryRW> is it really a module? like soul created it?
<Silicate> Soul is the module foolio
<Silicate> hehe
<MemoryRW> lol
<Silicate> It's brilliant because when your server has problems the module kicks in
and the server essentially fixes itself
<SoulBlaze> haha
<SoulBlaze> insmod god.o
<`killabit> lol
<Silicate> with little or no inoput from the actual admin
<Silicate> Pretty cheap as well
<Silicate> man +SoulBlaze
<`killabit> yea but if it doesnt like you well then it just rm -rf /*

<smylie> any warez monkeys here?
<`killabit> mem is
<MemoryRW> oi
<smylie> MemoryRW!
<MemoryRW> im not a juarez monkey
<smylie> /dcc send me quicken.zip
<MemoryRW> quicken.. i don't seen that on any ftps all day..
<MemoryRW> will check tho
<SoulBlaze> MemoryRW is a juarez orangutan

<MemoryRW> 200 PORT Command successful.
<MemoryRW> 150 Opening BINARY mode data connection for Winme_en.r00 (15000000 bytes).
<MemoryRW> 226 Transfer complete.
<MemoryRW> 15000000 bytes received in 733 secs (20 Kbytes/sec)
<MemoryRW> how slow is that?
<MemoryRW> geeeez
<Silicate> heh
<MemoryRW> thats on 56k :)
<Silicate> life in the slow lane
<Silicate> ???
<MemoryRW> super compression modem freak :)
<MemoryRW> remember?
<Silicate> 20K/s on a 56K?
<MemoryRW> lol
<Silicate> ++freak
<Silicate> hehehe

<Kevlar--> oh dude...
<Kevlar--> I've got a new woman...
<Kevlar--> she's from Peru
<FallLine> no shit, you snagged her with the ksuave?
<Kevlar--> and she's actually not nuts.
<Kevlar--> yup ;)
<FallLine> heh cool beans
<FallLine> so she's not like pyscho/PMS'ing like some of your previous
<Kevlar--> she's pretty cool
<Kevlar--> haha nope

<FEENiX> because of all this olympic shit, crocidile dundee is the only thing on
cable TV now !@#$%#$@
<SoulBlaze> heheheh
<SoulBlaze> paul hogan is top aussie
<FEENiX> LOL

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/usr/src/linux/* <-- Your Linux Kernel Dev Team@Work!)

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<SoulBlaze> HAHAHA
<SoulBlaze> your own bot owned you
<SoulBlaze> FIX THAT SHIT

<SoulBlaze> heh xxyla
<SoulBlaze> ugh
<FEENiX> didn't you have some kind of cyber sex affair with her???
<galt> haha
<MemoryRW> roflmao
<galt> soul is irc pimp #1
<FEENiX> LOL
<galt> i see him in teenchat with different nicks
<galt> asking for asls
<galt> hehehe

<galt> this pseudo gothic type dude i know
<galt> saw dildog at a lame goth club heh
<galt> and he introduced himself as dildog
<galt> hehe
<MemoryRW> rofl
<MemoryRW> i read an intervie with grant bayley of 2600-au.. he seems like a
fudgepacker too
<MemoryRW> with his big coat etc
<galt> hehe yeah
<galt> whats up with that
<FEENiX> "fudgepacker"!!!!!!!!!!
<FEENiX> LOL
<FEENiX> i haven't heard that in ages
<MemoryRW> hehe
<galt> those people make regular people think that "hackers" are homos
<MemoryRW> i know
<galt> angst-filled, trench-coat wearing, etc
<galt> hehe
<MemoryRW> heh
<FEENiX> i was never a hacker... just an IRC whore

<fish> I give god head if he lets me sleep for more than 3 hours in a day

<MemoryRW> heh i got an exam tomorrow
<fish> you've got an exam tonight, sweetie

<fish> everybody pretends that ejaculating is the greatest feeling
<fish> but it's not
<fish> a nice long piss is better

<Korolev> it shits me
<R0adkill> Korolev: Yes I have built it before
<Korolev> i am trying mod_perl 1.24 against apache-1.3.14
<Korolev> fuck i have to go bbl
<terrorByt> poor koro
<terrorByt> spot the non syadmin

<R0adkill> what does GSOH stand for in the personal adds?
<terrorByt> gimp seeks other hand
<Korolev> isn't it "good sense of humour"
<Korolev> lol
<Korolev> grungy sex on hold ?

<terrorByt> Korolev: http is for gimps

<TerrorByt> that hurt
<TerrorByt> note to self
<TerrorByt> DO NOT FUCK WITH THE POWERBOARD UNDER YUOUTR DESK
<TerrorByt> fuckinf fsck owns me
..
<NSiO2> I think he took a big hit, prolly lost about 250,000,000,000 brain cells by
the look of TB's typing...

*** MemoryRW sets mode: +o NSiO2
*** killabyt sets mode: -o NSiO2
<MemoryRW> bitchbot
<NSiO2> For real
<NSiO2> I should write my own bot seriously
<NSiO2> One with more intelligence than a toaster oven
<harv> hey I know some pretty smart toasters....

<killabit`> wait a scond
<killabit`> how can mem say he isnt gay??
<killabit`> he used to sell Fairy Floss..
<killabit`> there is no way that mem is straight
..
<killabit`> mem do you catch yourself looking in the mirror signing YMCA?

<harv> and why won't my email rules work ? answer me that Mr Gates.... ANSWER ME
THAT.....

<NSiO2> Silicate.Life() == -1
<NSiO2> cout << Silicate.Life();
<NSiO2> -1
<NSiO2> That's it
<fish> hehehe
<fish> what is sucking it out of you ?
* NSiO2 points @ fish
<fish> awww yeeeaaa
<fish> boyyeeee

<NSiO2> Kelly Brooke makes me feel funny in my pants

<Silicate> The number of UNIX installations has grown to 10, with more expected.
<Silicate> _The UNIX Programmer's Manual_, Second Edition, June, 1972

<Silicate> I think there is a world market for about five computers.
<Silicate> Thomas J. Watson (Chairman, IBM) 1943

*** terrorByt changes topic to 'hong kong is NOT a shopping heaven'
*** MemoryRW changes topic to 'hong kong is NOT a shopping heaven - terrorByt | all
your base are belong to us'
For all your base stuff, see http://hubert.retrogames.com/history.htm

<A-D> Would you guys pay a web site $15 US for a membership that would allow you to
find and guarantee you contact with 20 beautiful women (that you hand selected based
on their pictures on the website)
.. (Professor TerrorByt)
<terrorByt> the answer is going to vary from person to person really
..
<terrorByt> mainly based on how long since they had sex and how much they like
computers :)
..
<terrorByt> as i suspect most here will say yes :)
..
<MemoryRW> well im not desperate.. like tb...
..
<terrorByt> actually thing is MemoryRW its not a question of desperation per se in
relation to datelines / postitutes etc
..
<terrorByt> its about time / consideration
..
<terrorByt> there is a very western concept of you need to feel close / special
relationship with someone you sleep with
<terrorByt> many ppl use sex
<terrorByt> erg
<terrorByt> unfinished sentence
<terrorByt> many ppl use sex related services because they dont have the time /
inclination for anything else
<terrorByt> i havent personally
..
<terrorByt> but i dont find the idea repulsive
<terrorByt> in fact i would be very tempted if i was to find some hot looking women
who wasnt some dodgy pro
..
<terrorByt> but still there is that initial barrier most ppl have due to their
upbringing .. myself included

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uNBr1d4leD iMm4tuRiTy aNd l4ck 0f THouGht.)

<Silicate> I need to go to the gym
<Silicate> I have missed like 4 days
<Silicate> I want big arms like Arnold so I can walk around all day saying:
<Silicate> "We've got to get out NOW"
<Silicate> in an Arnold accent

<MemRW> lo klla
<MemRW> hows the chick?
<`killabit> good
<`killabit> was gonna fuck her again last night
<`killabit> but i sent her home as i was tired

<`killabit> I am sitting in the datacenter blasting oakenfold
<`killabit> and working until 5am
<`killabit> while i am sick as a dog
<`killabit> so i have very little pitty for people atm

<`killabit> dude i got laid like 23 times in 2 days
<`killabit> and i am not exagerating
*** MemoryRW changes topic to '[18:13] <`killabit> dude i got laid so much this
weekend i actually turned pussy down this morning.. *cough* yeah his cat wanted a
scratch'
<MemoryRW> lol yeah whatever
<`killabit> dude i am not kidding
<`killabit> all the same girl
<MemoryRW> send her my way :)
<`killabit> you wouldnt like her..
<`killabit> not into what you would like :)
<MemoryRW> haha bit of bondage eh?
<`killabit> she is a kinky little thing..
<MemoryRW> or does she like to give the odd golden shower?
<`killabit> dude that is nasty
<MemoryRW> haha
<`killabit> figures youd be into that german shizer shit..
<MemoryRW> or maybe you and her like that scat stuff like on stileproject
<`killabit> your a nasty fuck

<galt> i swear irc has crippled my english

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<outlaw> if you guys see xail tell him to message me :D
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<SoulBlaze> what do we look like ?
<SoulBlaze> a messaging service

<MemoryRW> don't you hate it when people write shitty software that doesn't clean up
fater itself (free memory etc)
<SoulBlaze> yeah .. damn windows
<SoulBlaze> :)
<MemoryRW> i have 320meg of ram now and everything seems so sloooooow
<MemoryRW> windows are not showing properly, it's fucked
<SoulBlaze> 320mb of ram?
<SoulBlaze> how does that work
<MemoryRW> 256+64
<MemoryRW> bought a 256meg pc-133 dimm for AU$180
<SoulBlaze> heh
<SoulBlaze> 128mb PC150 CAS2 for $40 here
<SoulBlaze> prolly like $10357013570135 aud tho

<MemRW> hey koro dude.. check your mail @ your apartment pls for terror cause he'll
forget heh
<Korolev> huh
<Korolev> how do you mean " your mail @ your apartment" ?
<Korolev> i didn't realise my front door had an MX record ;-)

Topic (#maelstrom): changed by killabit`: inevitable distro warz -- Your moms a
distro to me --KB

Topic (#maelstrom): changed by Korolev: <TerrorByt> drapes != blaws | #maelstrom
Logic 101
<Korolev> what ? schnapper != terrorbyt ?!

<`killabit> I need to get some BW at home
<`killabit> 28.8 is killing me
<TerrorByt> i bet
<TerrorByt> now i can start hassling you about bw :)
<TerrorByt> tin cans and strings ...
<`killabit> bitch
<TerrorByt> whorez :)
<MemoryRW> haha
<`killabit> just wait i will have my 9mbp wireless in 2 months
<MemoryRW> yeah even I've got more bw than you now :) woohoo
<`killabit> then you can eat me again
<`killabit> no you dont mem
<`killabit> you will never have more BW then me :)
<MemoryRW> lol
<MemoryRW> 56k buddy, schweeet
<`killabit> i could be on a 1200 baud and i would have more BW then you..
<MemoryRW> lol
MemoryRW has 56k tekneeq

<TerrorByt> heh
<TerrorByt> depends onw aht you mean by ping it looks koro
<TerrorByt> you and i think its when we get an echo reply to our echo request
<TerrorByt> mem seems to think its when he gets an extra line after he types ping :)

<TerrorByt> yellow Tue May 1 12:08:11 EST 2001 - Disk on
eclipse,matrix,black-ice,net at WARNING level
<TerrorByt> ok
<TerrorByt> who is that?
<TerrorByt> number 1 suspicion = harv
<TerrorByt> followed by koro and then mem
<TerrorByt> hmm
<TerrorByt> fook no one but me has accounts on that box

<MemoryRW> hrmm tis still not working :(
<MemoryRW> i must have the wrong module.
<blaws> hmm ask koro he is a fuckin perl genius!
<blaws> he talks perl in his sleep
<blaws> he made his girlfriend from perl

<blaws> did u know that koro actually wrote perl - when he was younger:)
<Korolev> yeah before i changed my name from Larry Wall ;-)

<MemoryRW> Silicate: email pls
<Silicate> Holy chill man
<Silicate> hehehe
<SoulBlaze> hes really signing you up for a pr0n spam list
<SoulBlaze> so he can get free passwordz!

SoulBlaze| i can just see him .. sitting in his room with the lights off .. cackling
to himself over nicely parsed kernel system calls ..

[23:07:57] SoulBlaze| man
[23:08:22] SoulBlaze| how bout we hire the musade to go kidnap alan and give him a
shave and shower
[23:08:59] korolev| then 2.4 won't be out by November, that's for sure

SoulBlaze| suprisingly enough the mad coder is quite resistant to most forms of
suggestion and force .. clinging to his computer and darkcorners he can only be
damaged by sunlight, a warm bath or a +3 frying pan of bluntness

SoulBlaze| their all asking me .. "have you done weapons traning before ?"
[23:47:01] SoulBlaze| im like .. nah just rave alot

17:50:44] <TerrorByt> texas = mostly desert?
[17:50:46] <NitroX`> dallas is very hip
[17:50:53] <killabyt`> Texas = mostly cow shit

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<strerror> heya
<strerror> mon is your upload finished?
>_m0n< CTCP PAGE
<bluxinpai> hi
<o2ruh> if only my gf went down on me as often as my dsl did

<till> I was grading C coding assignments all day.
<till> deducting points for coding style violations, of course.
<m0n> omg
<m0n> u sux :)
<till> they call me the braces nazi. :)

<m0n> btw when you can give me unreleased stuff
<m0n> lett me know
<m0n> of any kind
<m0n> apps/games/movies/music or ppl that work at companies or whatever that can get
it etcc
<m0n> guess u get what im saying :p
<till> Yes. :)
<m0n> so do you ? :p
<till> Not really.
<m0n> b00
<till> I only know people who give all their stuff away for free anyhow. ;)
<m0n> those are useless :p
<m0n> get better friends :)

<killabit> i hate oracle
<killabit> i hate it with a passion
<Silke> strerror_work: morning
<strerror_work> killabit: i'm sure its mutual
<strerror_work> Silke: so it is
<killabit> no not really
<killabit> i look at it like this
<killabit> Oracle is satan and I am the angel of death come to meet his aquiantence
<strerror_work> and he bent you over the altar and fucked you up the ass?
<killabit> so far
<killabit> thats the graphics novel my life has been leading
<strerror_work> no, thats your fantasy your subconcious has been leading